worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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