We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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