Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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