Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
only you would photoshop your dick
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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