If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
third nipple confirmed
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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