32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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