How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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