I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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