Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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