No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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