i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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