Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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