Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
