are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i will never coherently bang her
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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