I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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