This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
porn star boner night. come get it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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