Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just pee around me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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