Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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