Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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