1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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