Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
