I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
North Korea, Best Korea!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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