no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
