Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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