High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you inspire me to be a worse person
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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