my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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