What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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