We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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