you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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