You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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