That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
