i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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