Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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