It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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