Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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