hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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