UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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