Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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