It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
As shirtless as possible
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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