dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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