NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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