i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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