I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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