I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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