white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Your cock deserves a montage
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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