Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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