he thought i was a dude.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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