Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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