theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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