Already got asked if we're dating
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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