Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The air taste purple.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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